Drink Milk, Mailman

Jeff custom made our mailbox a long time ago, so that it's a super mailbox that can't be beaten in with a baseball bat. Apparently we have a new mailman because he doesn't seem to appreciate the mailbox.


The mailbox is made entirely of metal. I would dearly like to meet any kid who tries to bash it, five seconds after their attempt. We've had the mailbox for years and years and never had one complaint. Until now.

The mailman left a note:

Apparently he needs to drink a little more milk, or lift weights. The handle isn't THAT hard to pull down, unless we farmers have super-strength.

Our rebuttal note should say: Please hire a real (mail)man.