Abnormal

Mom and I are sitting at the doctors in matching jeans, hoodies, and cowboy boots. But the weird looks from other patients aren't from our farm attire.

My mom can't see very well right now and has taken to carrying around a magnifying glass. Yes, like the kind Sid uses to burn Woody with in Toy Story.

So in true Diane fashion, she digs and digs through her purse (which weighs as much as a baby calf) until she pulls out this magnifying glass.

Also, take note of her weirdo hoodie strings. She wouldn't let me untie them like normal.