"I've Got Dirt in My Rims!"

Ah, Hummers. Originally designed as the Humvee for military purposes. Until someone decided they looked pretty bad ass and should be made for civilians also. The only thing these cars battle are stink bugs for the number one spot on my list of peeves. Most of the boys driving Hummers around my town have no idea what they're maneuvering, just that daddy's money bought it and it looks way cool man. I can guarantee none of them have ever been off road, or used for anything practical. I even had the misfortune of riding inside my neighbor's Hummer once, and I felt like my head was touching the ceiling. Real heavy-duty trucks aren't afraid to get a little mud on the tires.